We have a question for Wisconsin's Troy Gassner, a lousy Clint Eastwood imitator. Troy, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? After reading this hilarious criminal complaint, The Smoking Gun thinks the 29-year-old's answer is a resounding "No." Hey, Troy: next time you wanna down some Millers and get goofy, try reciting some lines from "The Bridges of Madison County." It'll be far safer. And as for Chief Kahlhamer, you should get out of Dodge (County) if you can't get the character's name right. It's Dirty Harry, not Dirty Hairy. (3 pages)

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