If Neil Diamond ever decides to hang it up, his road crew can always get work setting up telephone communication systems for small businesses. Lord knows they've had enough practice. As for the star, he doesn't need much, except for clean facilities and some plates on which he can eat his take-out Chinese--really, who eats their lo mein directly from the carton? (4 pages)

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