If you want some face time with Dionne Warwick, you'll have to cut a check for $1500 to the "Dionne Warwick Institute," a New Jersey elementary school named for the singer. And you don't have to be a psychic to realize that those little franks, egg rolls, and meatballs are gonna be damn tasty. (3 pages)

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