," The Smoking Gun: Contest



 
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For what activity in the park was Corrigan a repeat offender?

"Smoking," "skating," and "urinating/pissing" were the overwhelming favorites among wrong answers, but many other forms of outdoor recreation were suggested: "dumping," "cycling," "roller blading," "running," and, of course, "masturbating."

So what was Corrigan doing in the park? Practicing to be the next Tiger Woods, that's what. He was "golfing."

Kyle LaMalfa is the lucky winner to this installment of our contest. When Kyle hits a golf ball, he presumably does it legally in Salt Lake City, Utah. Congratulations!

 

 
  
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